linkcategories and output it as table * * Parameters: * order (default 'name') - Sort link categories by 'name' or 'id' * hide_if_empty (default true) - Supress listing empty link categories * table_witdh (default 100) - Width of table, percentage * num_columns (default 1) - Number of columns in table * catanchor (default false) - Determines if links to generated anchors should be created */ function get_links_cats_anchor($order = 'name', $hide_if_empty = 'obsolete', $table_width = 100, $num_columns = 1, $catanchor = false) { global $wpdb; $countcat = 0; $order = strtolower($order); // Handle link category sorting $direction = 'ASC'; if (substr($order,0,1) == '_') { $direction = 'DESC'; $order = substr($order,1); } if (!isset($direction)) $direction = ''; // Fetch the link category data as an array of hashesa $cats = get_categories("type=link&orderby=$order&order=$direction&hierarchical=0"); // Display each category if ($cats) { echo '
'; echo ''."\n"; foreach ( (array) $cats as $cat) { // Handle each category. // First, fix the sort_order info //$orderby = $cat['sort_order']; //$orderby = (bool_from_yn($cat['sort_desc'])?'_':'') . $orderby; // Display the category name $countcat += 1; if (($countcat % $num_columns == 1) or ($countcat == 1) ) echo "\n"; $catfront = ' \n"; echo ($catfront . $cattext . $catitem); if ($countcat % $num_columns == 0) echo "\n"; } } if (($countcat % $num_columns = 3) or ($countcat == 1)) echo "\n"; echo "
cat_name . '" '; else $cattext = ''; $catitem = '>' . $cat->cat_name . "
\n"; echo "
\n"; } /** function get_links_notes() ** Gets the links associated with category n. ** Parameters: ** category (default -1) - The category to use. If no category supplied ** uses all ** before (default '') - the html to output before the link ** after (default '
') - the html to output after the link ** between (default ' ') - the html to output between the link/image ** and it's description. Not used if no image or show_images == true ** show_images (default true) - whether to show images (if defined). ** orderby (default 'id') - the order to output the links. E.g. 'id', 'name', ** 'url', 'description', or 'rating'. Or maybe owner. If you start the ** name with an underscore the order will be reversed. ** You can also specify 'rand' as the order which will return links in a ** random order. ** show_description (default true) - whether to show the description if ** show_images=false/not defined . ** show_rating (default false) - show rating stars/chars ** limit (default -1) - Limit to X entries. If not specified, all entries ** are shown. ** show_updated (default 0) - whether to show last updated timestamp ** show_notes - determines if notes should be displayed in addition to description ** show_image_and_name (default false) - Show both image and name instead of only one or the other ** use_html_tags (default false) - Use HTML tags for formatting instead of just displaying them ** show_rss (default false) - Display RSS URI if available in link description ** beforenote (default
) - Code to print out between the description and notes */ function get_links_notes($category = '', $before = '', $after = '
', $between = ' ', $show_images = true, $orderby = 'name', $show_description = true, $show_rating = false, $limit = -1, $show_updated = 1, $show_notes = false, $show_image_and_name = false, $use_html_tags = false, $show_rss = false, $beforenote = '
', $echo = true ) { global $wpdb; $order = 'ASC'; if ( substr($orderby, 0, 1) == '_' ) { $order = 'DESC'; $orderby = substr($orderby, 1); } if ( $category == -1 ) //get_bookmarks uses '' to signify all categories $category = ''; $results = get_bookmarks("category=$category&orderby=$orderby&order=$order&show_updated=$show_updated&limit=$limit"); if ( !$results ) return; $output = ''; foreach ( (array) $results as $row) { if (!isset($row->recently_updated)) $row->recently_updated = false; $output .= $before; if ($show_updated && $row->recently_updated) $output .= get_option('links_recently_updated_prepend'); $the_link = '#'; if (!empty($row->link_url) ) $the_link = wp_specialchars($row->link_url); $rel = $row->link_rel; if ('' != $rel ) $rel = ' rel="' . $rel . '"'; if ($use_html_tags) { $descnotes = $row->link_notes; } else { $descnotes = wp_specialchars($row->link_notes, ENT_QUOTES); } $desc = wp_specialchars($row->link_description, ENT_QUOTES); $name = wp_specialchars($row->link_name, ENT_QUOTES); $title = $desc; if ($show_updated) { if (substr($row->link_updated_f,0,2) != '00') { $title .= ' ('.__('Last updated') . ' ' . date(get_option('links_updated_date_format'), $row->link_updated_f + (get_option('gmt_offset') * 3600)) .')'; } } if ('' != $title) $title = ' title="' . $title . '"'; $alt = ' alt="' . $name . '"'; $target = $row->link_target; if ('' != $target) $target = ' target="' . $target . '"'; $output .= ''; if ( $row->link_image != null && $show_images ) { if ( strpos($row->link_image, 'http') !== false ) $output .= "link_image\" $alt $title />"; else // If it's a relative path $output .= "link_image\" $alt $title />"; } else { $output .= $name; } $output .= ''; if ($show_updated && $row->recently_updated) { $output .= get_option('links_recently_updated_append'); } if ($use_html_tags) { $desc = $row->link_description; } else { $desc = wp_specialchars($row->link_description, ENT_QUOTES); } if ($show_description && ($desc != '')) $output .= $between . $desc; if ($show_notes && ($descnotes != '')) { $output .= $beforenote . $between . $descnotes; } if ($show_rss && ($row->link_rss != '')) { $output .= $between . 'RSS'; } $output .= "$after\n"; } // end while if ( !$echo ) return $output; echo $output; } /* * function get_links_anchor() * * added by Yannick Lefebvre * * Output a list of all links, listed by category, using the * settings in $wpdb->linkcategories and output it as a nested * HTML unordered list. Can also insert anchors for categories * * Parameters: * order (default 'name') - Sort link categories by 'name' or 'id' * hide_if_empty (default true) - Supress listing empty link categories * catanchor (default false) - Adds name anchors to categorie links to be able to link directly to categories\ * showdescription (default false) - Displays link descriptions. Added for 2.1 since link categories no longer have this setting * shownotes (default false) - Shows notes in addition to description for links (useful since notes field is larger than description) * showrating (default false) - Displays link ratings. Added for 2.1 since link categories no longer have this setting * showupdated (default false) - Displays link updated date. Added for 2.1 since link categories no longer have this setting * categorylist (default null) - Only show links inside of selected categories. Enter category numbers in a string separated by commas * showimages (default false) - Displays link images. Added for 2.1 since link categories no longer have this setting * show_image_and_name (default false) - Show both image and name instead of only one or the other * use_html_tags (default false) - Use HTML tags for formatting instead of just displaying them * show_rss (default false) - Display RSS URI if available in link description * beforenote (default
) - Code to print out between the description and notes */ function get_links_anchor_notes($order = 'name', $hide_if_empty = 'obsolete', $catanchor = false, $showdescription = false, $shownotes = false, $showrating = false, $showupdated = false, $categorylist = '', $show_images = false, $show_image_and_name = false, $use_html_tags = false, $show_rss = false, $beforenote = '
') { global $wpdb; $order = strtolower($order); // Handle link category sorting $direction = 'ASC'; if ('_' == substr($order,0,1)) { $direction = 'DESC'; $order = substr($order,1); } if ($categorylist != '') $catsearch = ' AND link_category in (' . $categorylist . ') '; else $catsearch = ''; if (!isset($direction)) $direction = ''; // Fetch the link category data as an array of hashesa $cats = get_categories("type=link&orderby=$order&order=$direction&hierarchical=0"); // Display each category if ($cats) { echo '\n"; } } ?> Driving down the street | Your Little Words
 
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Driving down the street

September 7th, 2007 by brandon

Driving down the street going the perceived speed limit. I was thinking aloud to myself. The road traveled was a seldom one. The path less traveled. The only people who have driven down this road live their lives in a mentally twisted perspective of the real world. Homes of padded soft white walls fill their lifestyles. Green jello is passed out with ease. These are some of the most brilliant and deranged people in this known universe. Those who don’t find their ways to these comfortable green jello serving white padded houses of luscious sedation are always quiet in their thought patterns.

Though everyone must express at some point. For if they don’t they then these button-down oxford cloth psychos, might just snap at any moment, stalking from office to office with an Armatile AR-10 Carbine-Gas semiautomatic weapon, bitterly pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. No, that just can’t be. Expressions must be made. Though these people view the world from a different perspective, your average person would reply the average answer to most of the general questions. Is the glass half full or half empty? What? Who drank half of my drink! If everyone jumped off of a bridge would you jump too? Well, that depends. If EVERYONE jumped off of the bridge and said that it was a pleasurable experience then… yes. I would. These are the uncommon answers to the most common of questions asked to every person at least once in their lives. I wouldn’t say that I was crazy. Others might, and have. But I would just say I’m pathologically high spirited. Just because I have spent moments dwelling in my own mind talking with the others that love to speak back whenever they get the chance. That’s no cause of craziness is it? Always having someone to talk too can’t be that bad. Just because my mind works in ways that makes the average person question my grip of reality doesn’t justify my lockup. I’m sure that everyone has had their interesting mental moments. Mine just happens to be things like hearing a radar detector go off and thinking that it is in cahoots with the police in order to get me in trouble. It’s just for a few seconds… that’s not that bad. Everyone’s a little crazy. Who’s to say that if I’m better at something than someone else that I should be thrown aside into the bowels of the system? Woops, speed limit’s changed.

Back to the subject at hand. If thinking outside of the box is outlawed then what’s our alternatives? Pointless conformity? Laying down and letting society walk its government stained pointless mudded boots of oppression all over you? Everyone needs to be original. Conformity is not the answer. Innovative and new. The only way to create new society acceptable items of resale or ways of living. They can’t snuff out all the voices, some are needed to further their own pocketbooks. Reality. A world of deception, lies, and repetitive social disasters. There is very little creativity in reality. Although some non-individualism must be made in order to keep the superficial ideal of a society together, but I know that if it was on fire I would let it burn. Life is only understood through conflict. Mindscape. Mind escape. Mind. “Tell society that if it knows what is best for him he best go run and hide. Daddy’s got a new .45″ -Indirect misconstrued quote from sublime.
Hrmm.. The road is coming to an end. Left or right? The street sign says that left reality, 30 miles till social conformity. Right is insanity, 30 miles to padded green jello feeding housing. I keep driving up and down this road making U turns before each destination. I will probably continue this until I run out of gas. Hopefully that wont happen for another 70-80 years. I plan to live forever. So far so good.

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